Roommate who always brings their situationship over.
ROOMMATE WHO ALWAYS BRINGS THEIR SITUATIONSHIP OVER.
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Remember that sacred, tiny slice of personal space you called your dorm room? The one you shared with a stranger, navigating late-night study sessions and the occasional existential crisis? Now imagine that precious sanctuary constantly occupied by a third, uninvited party: your roommate's "situationship." Not a girlfriend, not a boyfriend, just… an entity that perpetually hovers, consuming your desk chair, leaving their half-eaten late-night snack wrappers, and monopolizing the only common area for what feels like an endless, whispered saga.
It’s 2 AM. You have an eight-page paper due tomorrow, and all you hear through the thin walls are muffled giggles and the creak of the top bunk. Forget productivity; you’re now an unwilling participant in someone else’s romantic drama. You miss the days when the biggest distraction was the communal microwave alarm. This isn't just about sharing space; it's about sharing your sanity, your privacy, and often, your sleep. It’s the ultimate test of roommate compatibility, a unique badge of honor (or trauma) earned during those formative years. We all have a story about that one, don't we?