Getting salad dressing all over your syllabus.
GETTING SALAD DRESSING ALL OVER YOUR SYLLABUS.
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Remember that heart-stopping moment? You're navigating the dining hall, a precariously balanced tray in one hand, your mind already dissecting next week's seminar readings. That syllabus, a sacred scroll detailing every deadline, every weighted assignment, is tucked under your arm, your academic lifeline. Then, a clumsy shift, a rogue elbow, and suddenly, balsamic vinaigrette or creamy ranch is transforming your pristine academic roadmap into an abstract expressionist masterpiece.