Dodging exes, TAs, and club nemeses all at once.
DODGING EXES, TAS, AND CLUB NEMESES ALL AT ON ONCE.
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We’ve all been there. That moment you walk into the dining hall, tray in hand, scanning the room not for an empty seat, but for a clear path. It’s an intellectual battleground outside, but inside, the cafeteria is a social minefield. One wrong turn, and you're making awkward eye contact with that ex, the one you swore you’d never see again, especially not over questionable pasta. Or maybe it’s that TA whose office hours you keep 'forgetting' to attend, now conveniently positioned between you and the salad bar. And let’s not forget the club nemesis, the rival debate team captain, or the treasurer from that organization who still owes you fifteen dollars for last semester’s fundraiser.
The cafeteria isn't just about sustenance; it’s a strategic operation. It's where you master the art of the tactical retreat, the decoy conversation, or the emergency phone call to a friend for cover. Remember those whispered warnings, "He's by the pizza!" or "She just sat down near the desserts!" These weren't just meals; they were high-stakes social maneuvers, woven into the fabric of our most ambitious years. Even now, years later, the memory of those near misses, the silent nods of solidarity with fellow dodgers, brings a smile. What were your most legendary cafeteria escapes?
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